I like to watch

There's a Facebook Group called "Ventriloquist DUMMIES" where ventriloquists from everywhichway post videos of their practices and performances.  It's a closed group, so I'm not positive everyone can view it without being a member.  Ventriloquist Dirk L. Golden moderates it.  But if you can see it, it's a fun place to grab a laugh and watch... well... ventriloquists!

What I learned today

Loops
Rather than tie knots, I've discovered the simple elegance of tying loops. Makes everything work smoother. Why?

I have no idea.

Slide on down
I have a large vice for holding things that are about to go under some serious procedure. But on my hand-work space, I've been fumbling with holding my subject still with my hands. That's because the ledge on my former workspace couldn't hold a small vice in place. So I got in the habit of just fumbling.

But my new workspace has a good ledge. So I have attached a small vice with a clamp that's easy to loosen and tighten. I keep it on my far left out of the way.  When I need it, I loosen the clamp and slide it in front of me.  When I'm finished tweakin', I loosen the clamp and slide it back out of my way.

I can see less cussin' in my future.

Oh... and I assembled a garden cart today.  Actually, it'll be used to haul the trash and our recyle bin out to the road on trash day.

B&W

If I was working in the 1950's, then my post (ne: magazine article) would feature a photo in Black & White.  Of course, there are a few items in this photo that give away its more recent vintage.

Can you name them?

My oath

I swear I'll post SOMETHING today.

How now brown

The brown irises I have are a little golden in color rather than a dark brown.  So I popped them out of the eyeball and painted acrylic raw umber in the routing.  When I placed the iris back in the eye, the color was much darker.

Keep your chin up

My full-size figure can now do chin-ups because now he has a chin.  Well... he could do chin-ups if he had a body... and real arms... but I digress.

The tricky part will be working on the underside of the chin so the jaw will open trouble-free.  That's the next step.

Hey! What the &%*! 's goin' on here?

Yes, another session of code and graphics... graphics and code. Hope you like (or at least get used to) the new design.

Shop 'til I drop

My shop, a converted 2-car garage, is up, running and nearly completed.  All of my tools and supplies have found a home and now I'm actually makin' dummies.

I still have a few more chores, like hanging the drapes.   I'll have red drapes along the back wall covering the windows.  I'll use the drapes as a backdrop when I shoot photos and video of my little fellas.  It'll be like a TV studio!

There's actually more room behind the work table on the right.  I have a couple of dressers with supplies, an open area (TV studio), an art table and a wall of bookshelves. 

Learning to work in this new shop has been a joy.  Now... back to work!

Q-R Code

What's this?  Some kind of computer game board?  A maze?  A Rorschach test?

Nope. It's a Q-R code that, when scanned by your iphone, will take you to specific websites on your phone's browser.  The one on top will take you to this "Vent Into The Mic" blog.  The lower one takes you to my "Kenny Croes Dummy Store" website.  There's a free app called QRReader that will scan the image.

Go to http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ to get yours.  You can place the image on marketing materials, websites, business cards, dummies, etc.

Freaky, huh?

(Thanks to Buzz James at Braylu for showing me this).

It ain't pretty

I'm always a little taken aback when I see the inside of a head.  The face may look perfectly pleasant, but the inside is a tangle of epoxy, metal and wood. 

Here's a peek inside the head I'm working on where I set the eyes separately without an eye tray.  The eyes are suspended from the top of the head.  Each eye's pivot bolt was screwed inside a small piece of wood. The wood was inset into Magic-Sculpt that was affixed to the interior forehead area.  After it dried, I covered it with a thin layer of Magic Sculpt to secure it in place (like the eye on your left).  The eye on your right will be covered next.

The downside of this method for me is that I can't make crossed eyes the same way because I'm concerned the torque required to make them cross will eventually detach the Magic-Sculpt from the head (though the attachment feels very secure).  I thought of another way that will apply torque side-to-side, but I'm concerned the cords may end up too deep in the head for clear movement.  Unfortunately I thought up this second method after I set these eyes in place. I'll try that experiment on my next feller. 

Primal scream

Their yappers are wide open. No jaws. Mr. Winkle and Henry (both spoken for) just received their coat of primer. Their jaws have been fit and primer-coated, as have the trap doors.

Important to prime before painting on their rosey complexions. I like to use M. Graham & Co.-brand acrylic paints, available at most art supply stores.

I can hear out of both ears

It was a struggle to duplicate the ear on the left.  I think I made four or five attempts before getting it done.  It's hard to duplicate something because there's always a little luck in getting it right the first time.

I took a close-up photo of the left (its right) ear and displayed it on my large computer screen.  Then I formed the right while staring at the contours of the original.  But the luck comes in when you realize you don't have the very exact amount of clay under your thumb.The difference is small... but it makes a difference.   I'll add a touch of fill here and there and it will fix flaws.

Hey, I came as close as I could.

An earful

I made a cartoon ear for my full-size figure.  VERY difficult.  But I'm happy with the way the left one turned out. 


Now... can I duplicate it on the right? 

All ears

My full-size figure model, which I started months ago, is now in the process of getting ears.  I cut the ear-shape out of styrene plastic and used Magic-Sculpt to fuse it to the head.  After it dries, I'll do a little earlobe trimming, then sculpt the actual ear on top of the styrene with more Magic-Sculpt.