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Monday, February 16, 2015
She enjoys being a Pearl
Not many folks know this, so please be discreet. But Auntie Pearl here was an exotic dancer way back when. Waaaay back when. But now she's settled into a quaint life of baking cookies, feeding her 17 cats and making book on the side. She's been thinking seriously of publishing her memoirs...and then going on a speaking tour. She just needs a partner to help her old (and amazingly limber) bones onto the stage. That's why she's off to meet Harold, her grandson (and sole heir).